Archives for: April 2007


      21:57:07, by S p r k .   , 228 words  
    Categories: Categorie-loos

    Sprk en de K-dag 2007

    Ik heb nu al moeite met deze Koninginnedag, en hij is nog niet eens begonnen. De dag begon goed, met lang uitslapen en een paar afleveringen van The Nanny. Daarna ging ik iets eten bij Wagamama met Ron en Peter. Ook prima.

    Tegen beter weten in liep ik nog even mee naar de Reguliers, waar het druk was. En ik was ook iets te luchtig gekleed. Ik word misschien minder snel ziek nu mijn amandelen eruit zijn, maar ik ben ook weer geen Superman. Dus liet ik Peter en Ron achter in de Reguliers en liep ik terug naar het Leidseplein.

    Onderweg moest ik best wel nodig naar de wc. Normaal gesproken schrijft Maarten alleen over zijn rectale uitspattingen, maar wat hij kan, kan ik ook. Helaas was het toiletpapier op. Ik heb mezelf dus af moeten vegen met een kassabon en een strippenkaart. Met die strippenkaart had ik overigens nog makkelijk op en neer naar Aalsmeer gekund, maar dat terzijde.

    Daarna liep ik naar mijn fiets. En daar stonden ze, mijn fiets EN die van Ron, met wel twee sloten aan elkaar vastgemaakt, maar verder niet aan een lantaarnpaal of hekje ofzo. Met andere woorden: als we ze hadden laten staan, zijn ze morgen weg. Dus toen kwam Ron weer naar het Leidseplein gelopen. Zucht.

    En nu ben ik thuis. Gelukkig. En ik heb zin in thee.


      22:06:34, by S p r k .   , 39 words  
    Categories: Categorie-loos

    Sprk en de beste. monoloog. ooit.


    Dank je wel, Robin!

    He thinks he can just give you a side of penis...

    ...with his penis all up in your vagina...

    ...he is using his penis as a weapon to break her ass down...


      18:52:04, by S p r k .   , 4744 words  
    Categories: Categorie-loos

    Sprk en het Tori Amos interview

    I've finally transcribed the whole thing. So here it is. My Tori Amos interview. Edited versions will appear in Gay&Night Magazine and on GAY.NL. Feel free to link to this URL if you want to link to the interview. Do not copy the text onto other sites etc. Thanks and enjoy.

    M: I'm a little nervous, 'cause I'm a really big fan.

    T: It's all going to be fine.

    M: Yeah. I was watching your MSN interview...

    T: Oh!

    M: And you seemed very relaxed and very nice and nothing to be nervous about.

    T: Oh, good... That makes me feel good.

    M: Let's start with a question about your new album, American Doll Posse. Usually when people want to write deeply personal things, they create fictional characters to speak through. However, you've always been very personal in your lyrics, yet this time around, you've created different characters to speak about the state of the world, politics and stuff like that. What's the idea behind that?

    T: Well, I hadn't thought of that. So... [touches head] Braaaain. As you know, the girls are tackling mostly different subjects, although some of them do cross a bit... But possibly for different reasons and from a different angle. I think that Clyde holds the space of the introspection. There are some real personal things coming from Clyde's side. However, in a way... Even though we're commenting on social issues, I think it's how I feel about them, too... And how I think some of the people around me were responding to certain events in the world. But then there are the inner worlds that each of us has. And over the years I've chosen to find ways to express that, where you might not initially recognize that it's attached to me, because... Can you imagine in your life, if any time anybody walks in a room, they think a song's gonna be about them. I mean, 'husband' doesn't wanna know who they are about that. We work together...

    M: Thoroughly...

    T: We work together thoroughly, yes. Yes. In so many ways.

    M: I won't ask you to comment on Mac Aladdin.

    T: Thank you. That's very good, isn't it? Very good guitar work.

    M: Yes, yes, it is.

    T: Ummm, and so... We'll leave it there. And I think it's for the best to keep it there, for all kinds of reasons. But! Ummm... You know, personal feelings are gonna come through on songs. And I do like it when, though people are applying it to their life, because that's what I think being a composer, what you want more than anything. When people listen to something like Roosterspur Bridge, or Digital Ghost, or Girl Disappearing, or Father's Son or Dragon, they're seeing their own events and their own people. I really think I will have failed as a composer if I'm creating it so that I'm making sure you see the people that they're about. That's not what I want. There is a certain pivotal time, when I try to protect the people - anybody that comes across me; I need them to feel protected. Because you're probably going to end up in the song, but if you don't know it, I think I've done a good job.

    M: How do you feel about people recording and freely distributing your live shows in quite a large a non-profit community?

    T: Well, you know, look... I mean... There is a side to you that... If you're talking to the producer side of me, then of course you like things to be perceived in a certain way. And now you know that our rigs are capturing it. We have a ProTools rig out, so everything is being recorded. It has the potential to represent, hopefully, more what it was trying to be, depending on where you?re sitting, where you are near the speakers and what is happening... But sometimes the producer side of me can miss the point about why it's happening. That side of me is looking at it very much as... Is the work what we want the work to be? And as you and I both know, there are two issues here. There is another one, which is people wanting to share the experience, and aren't that concerned about...

    M: Quality.

    T: 'Well listen to the EQ, and listen to what that's doing, and did you hear how the reflection of the back wall is?' I mean, you know, that's all really ant-fuckerish, and I know that. But I am that way, kind of. So there are two sides that happen. There's a side that's really realistic and understands why it's happening... And to just smile and appreciate that people are enjoying that. And then, those that really want to hear it, if we happen to put out an official boot that has done it correctly, then there's that on record, too.

    M: The bootleg box that you released for your last tour sold really well, to my knowledge.

    T: Yeah! It did really well.

    M: Has that influenced your opinion and strategy of releasing live recordings? I don't expect you to ever to the Pearl Jam thing, where they have every show up for paid download within hours of it ending, because you like to mix everything...

    T: I know... But 'husband' is trying to figure it out. He's really trying to figure it out.

    M: So you're looking into releasing the whole tour?

    T: He is. I don't know if we can do it like that.

    M: Because I would buy every single show. Seriously.

    T: But would you need it to be done within hours of that night?

    M: No, not neccesarily, no. But there are so many... My favorite version of Pretty Good Year on the 2005 tour is the version you only did once, which was done on Hammond and piano. And everybody just... Is totally in love with that version. But there's only a really crappy quality version of that online.

    T: What show is that?

    M: Clearwater.

    T: Clearwater, Florida?

    M: Yeah. You only did it once on Hammond and piano, the rest of the tour is just piano. And it's beautiful. It's longer... It's amazing.

    T: Did I play Clearwater, Florida on the last tour? Do I remind you of Dory, that fish on Finding Nemo? Well, obviously, we have the ProTools file of that. So yeah, I mean, I know what you are saying. You're saying, how nice to be able to have that available. For people to pick and choose what they want.

    M: And of course it doesn't have to be within hours. Just as long as it's available. People are interested anyway, I think.

    T: Well, there are two sides to this. If what they're mixing live, in that moment, can stand up to the test, for it to be every show, every night, and available within a time-frame of our lifetime, you have to almost be doing it on-the-fly, as it's going down. If not, if you're going and mixing it, then the idea of doing 100 shows is a huge undertaking. So even though that might be, in the end, another step of quality, the one right under it, which is mixing on-the-fly is gonna be better than anybody elses recording of it. And yet, it's the only way to grab every show. It's a difficult one. But I think, then maybe you choose 10 out of all of them, that you take to that other level. But the other ones might... The thing is, in the end the engineers have to be able to turn around and say 'we can do it' - it's not just me saying 'let's do this'.

    M: And do you... You've done some amazing things in the past. And everything's available, you know, the Dew Drop Inn tour, the Plugged tour, and especially the Strange Little Girls tour, you've done some amazing work. Do you think we'll ever hear... For some tours, the official recordings are pretty scarce. So do you think you'll ever go back and maybe do like a 'Dew Drop Inn Greatest Hits' double CD or release some older concerts... Bj?rk did it a couple of years ago.

    T: You know I haven't... Because I've been busy composing and creating, I haven't thought about doing it. But I've been assured that we have all the recordings. They all exist and they're all being kept in a healthy place. Meaning they're stored correctly and all that. So that's sort of what Mark does, that's in his pile of... His to-do list. So when you ask me that, I think it's a really important thing to do. But I don't know, do you do it... When do you do it?

    M: Well, I have a theory, but I don't know if that would work for you.

    T: What's your theory?

    M: There are a lot of people, who have been to a lot of shows, and there are people who have most of the fan recordings, so they know what the best version of Leather is. I mean, it's different every night. But they know where you've done a variation that you don't normally do, or... I would seriously consider hiring... Or if you would ask me I wouldn't even ask to get paid, I'd just do it... To sort of pick songs from various shows. Because I can image you can't release 300 live CD's.

    T: No, that's really hard.

    M: Yeah, but it's do-able. And it's really... I think a lot of the fans... It wouldn't neccesarily attract a whole new fanbase, but the fans would completely...

    T: Love that.

    M: Yes.

    T: Well, you'll have to remind me. When I finish this tour, you'll have to find a way, to say... You could ask people who have been to the shows and they can put in their...

    M: You could even turn it into a whole interactive thing, where people get to vote, and...

    T: Yeah, that would be good! Because I don't remember. I mean, as you know, I know this sounds really... But if you're in the present and you're composing, you have to let go of the past. You have to be focussed on the now, otherwise... That's not so good.

    M: You?ve done a lot of live covers...

    T: Yeah...

    M: But is there anyone you would like to hear do a cover of one of your own songs?

    T: I think there are a lot of artists who could do it. I mean, I haven't sat and written a list of names. But I have thought that there are so many compositions that are pretty diverse, that depending on what your musical style is, there's something there for you. And I think some of the songs are aching to be turned upside down and presented in a different way. But it?s a little tacky to sollicit. You have to let those artists discover it, and come up with it themselves.

    M: Ok... Ummm... I'm personally really fascinated by the Y Kant Tori Read album. Sorry.

    T: [laughs] Are you?

    M: Actually, Etienne is one of my favorite songs by you. And I can imagine it totally not being a good experience for you at the time, especially seeing the way you work now... But there are some really beautiful compositions... My phone is vibrating, which is fucked up.

    T: [laughs loudly]

    M: There is some really good material on there. So looking back on it now, have you come to terms with it? I mean, you were in a certain place; you were desperate to get your music out... You've been playing Etienne more, and Cool On Your Island on practically every show...

    T: Yeah! There are some songs that I do have a really good relationship with, and... I am able to separate some of the events of the time from the music. And I also know if it hadn't been met with such rejection, then I probably wouldn't have... Well, I have no idea what would have happened, but I don't think Little Earthquakes and then everything that has followed would have been what it was. Also... Ummm... By having that experience at the time, maybe you learn a lesson, in a harsh manner, but has this ever happened to you, where you've learned something and it just tasted so bad, but you've NEVER made that mistake again?

    M: Yes, of course. That's part of life, I guess. Learning how not to do things.

    T: That's right. But some people didn't have that experience, on their first record, that it was... Ummm... It was so reviled, and part of it was the image. That ummm... I never got seduced to listen to their image ideas ever again. Where some of my contemporaries, or even a few that were a little younger, did listen. And it really had a devastating effect on some of them, because they thought they could do no wrong, and they took on board what the suits were saying. And the one thing I learned is how not to do that. Even if they?re convinced of it, you have to look with a really clear vision and think ?they have no idea what they?re talking about?. So in that way I?m able to see the time as a really important time, and a good time. And I can separate the songs. So yeah, I mean, I don?t have a harsh feeling about it now.

    M: You sound-checked Fire On The Side for the last tour.

    T: Oh did I?

    M: Yes. And you?ve played Cool On Your Island and Etienne ? which I think is really underplayed.

    T: Yeah, underplayed?

    M: Yes, it?s so beautiful. Can you ever imagine doing a proper Fire On The Side, or Floating City, or?

    T: I do like Floating City. I need to think about that. I think Matt and Jon would do a really good job with it.

    M: They could do the backing vocals.

    T: [laughs] That is really hard, to do all that. But yeah, maybe do a little background vocal; make an extra version, do the background vocal part. Yeah, I think Floating City could stand. And I know Fire On The Side could maybe get a read. But I have to work that through. I have to really convince Matty to play Fire On The Side, because it?s a rock ballad. But maybe he?ll be my friend and do it.

    M: How do you plan on solving the guitar issue? Since there?s guitar on practically every song on the new album.

    T: We?re working through it, and I can?t answer that right now. I can?t, because I don?t know the answer. I mean, you know? It?s just one of those things where we?re all addressing it. And I guess we?ll see how it goes. I think live is never about duplicating the albums exactly anyway. Anybody that comes to the show knows that. So I think you?re gonna get a lot more keyboard, bass and drums. But there?ll probably be representations of guitar hook lines as we can do it as part of our sampled world. You know, keyboards can do amazing things. It?s got all kinds of knobs and all kinds of?

    M: Do you know what kind of keyboards you?re bringing?

    T: All kinds of things. They will be able to do what we need them to do. But it will be different; it won?t just be the record.

    M: There?s a string quartet on the record as well, you?ve done a lot of string stuff on your previous work as well. It it one of your ambitions to do a proper orchestra show?

    T: It is! Yeah, believe me, I?ve thought about it. We?ve talked about it with Claude, who runs the Montreux Jazz Festival. It won?t happen this time, but we talked about doing it and learning it with an orchestra. He has suggested the Prague Symphony orchestra, but it was for a Montreux presentation and there would have been a Montreux recording. And Claude is Warner Brothers and I?m contracted to Sony, so all of that became a little bit of a headache. So then you have to come up with another way, if it?s gonna be a one-off, you almost have to make it for something, an event. Because you have to have a rehearsal, whether it?s a live recording? I?m not sure what to do with it.

    M: When I started working for this magazine it was in June and they said ?which artist should we do a horoscope in the August issue for?? and of course I suggested doing you. So would you like to hear it?

    T: Yeah! Please!

    M: Not surprisingly this glamorous performer was born with Venus, the planet of talent & beauty, together with the Sun in Leo, the sign of creativity. Musical talent, and personal charisma clearly assisted her to launch a successful career in the music industry. Uranus, the planet of invention, combined also with Pluto to give Tori originality in self-expression. Neptune, the mystery planet, was in Scorpio these years explaining her sexual allure. From late November (2006), Jupiter, the planet of opportunity, moves in harmony with the sign of Leo, suggesting many artistic opportunities will be handed to her.

    T: Huh! I would love to keep that, I really would! So do you do charts?

    M: No. My mother used to do the tarot cards.

    T: Really? Does she still do them?

    M: No, she passed away three years ago.

    T: Oh? You must miss her.

    M: Yeah. Yeah?

    T: Sorry.

    M: No, it?s ok. Your song 1,000 Oceans was a song I played a lot during that time.

    T: Oh yeah. It?s ok.

    M: Sorry. I hardly ever get emotional when I talk about my mother anymore, but?

    T: It?s ok. I was singing Toast the other day. It was Easter and? I was remembering Michael. And it?s funny ? I kept playing it. Normally I?d play the new record to work out to, to get ready for the show. Because you know, I?m getting older, so to get this body into shape, I have to work it. So I was working out in the steam room, this room we have at Martian. And normally I have a certain regime. But all of a sudden I looked at all the recordings and I just pulled out The Beekeeper and for some reason I put on Toast. And it was Easter Sunday. And I just played it over and over and over. And it was one of those moments where I couldn?t stop playing it until I had come to terms. I think it took me an hour, you know, over and over and over, until I could finally acknowledge that he had come to visit me and let him go. But I do feel his presence quite a bit. Sometimes I?ll just look around and there he is. And I just know that he?s there. I don?t know if you feel that way sometimes with your mom, but it?s funny how songs can take you to that place.

    M: Well, when someone dies, for a lot of people it?s very black and white. You think that a person is gone, isn?t going to be in my life anymore and there?s this sense of loss. And then after a while you realize that even though you can?t physically talk to that person anymore, you have so many memories, you know that there?s a resemblance, and there are certain things that you might do or think that are based on what she might have done. If I would have been able to tell her that I was interviewing you, she would be really proud and happy for me. Even though someone isn?t physically there anymore, you know that they are still an integral part of you. And I think that?s important to realize.

    T: Yeah. And do you think that there is still a relationship with them? It?s not as we?re talking, it?s not that concretized, but I feel with certain people in my life that have moved on to the other side, Michael and Kevyn being two obvious ones, that they?re very present, in a way. I still have a relationship with them. And I don?t mean I have a relationship with just our memories. There can be situations that come up, and I start talking to them [laughs] and I do feel as if I get some kind of response from them. And it?s not hearing voices, it?s more of a? Different language, trying to listen in a different way.

    M: And knowing what their opinion on certain things would be.

    T: Yeah. As if the veils aren?t so thick. There are times when I don?t feel any sort of message from the other side. But then there are times where the veils are thin. There?s a song on this record called Secret Spell. And it was just a topsy-turvy time and I remember going to the gym and I started to walk on the walking machine. And all of a sudden I just felt Michael and Kevyn?s presence in that moment. And within 15 minutes I ran to the piano and the beginning of Secret Spell started. And I do think in a way, they sort of brought it with them.

    M: I saw an interview with your mother on the Welcome To Sunny Florida DVD, and it?s uncanny how she not only looks like you, but also? I hope this doesn?t come across as weird, but whenever you have the idea that you?re saying something exciting, your eyes get really big for a second.

    T: Yes!

    M: She has the exact same thing.

    T: Does she?

    M: It?s uncanny. Of course, she?s your mother, it?s logical. But you don?t always see such an exact replica. And I was wondering if you recognize a lot of yourself in Tash.

    T: Ummm, I don?t know. I think I?m more like my mom than Tash is like one person ? her dad or me or her cousins. I think she is this combination or a lot of people around her. And yes, there are moments when I can see?

    M: Where you recognize a little Myra Ellen?

    T: Well, Tash is beginning to write music, in her way, with her language. But it?s how the thought process comes. You know she?s hearing it from some other place, and I really understand that. She?s just feeling it, and it?s coming from some kind of muse. And so in that way I can see that she?s tapping into a similar place, that?s just genetic. But how it?s coming out? It?s funny, but her vocabulary, he musical vocabulary is very different from mine. What she thinks is a resolve, musically, and she?s only 6, but I?ll go ?wow, trippy!?. I mean, alien creature! But I?m sure she thinks that about us also. She?s really into R&B. Not when she?s composing, she?s really progressive. But when she starts to sing? She?s been watching too much Disney channel, I?m telling you. And I have to watch it. Because the music side of me? Yeah, I can appreciate it. I do. I get it, alright. However, a part of me just thinks? If you?re gonna listen to R&B, Natashya, then I just put my foot down ? here?s Aretha. Let?s listen. And ok, you like High School Musical, you like all that, but if you want R&B, then let?s listen to proper R&B. And she goes ?oookay?? And she LOVES Aretha. And she just sits there? And you?d think that Tash, who?s gonna be really tall, a giantess?. She just sits there, this white girl, with a bindi in the middle of here forehead, that she was born with ? I have a picture to show you. And she?ll just sit there and start singing ?what you want? and I think that?s so weird! And I don?t know if she?s ever gonna do anything with her music. She loves animals, and the last thing Mark and I are doing is pushing the music industry. We hope she just has music for her own soul. Because this can be such a soulless business, as you know. And it can make you hate music. Unless you protect it with your life, you have to realize, they worm themselves into the music business, but some of these people don?t even care about it. And they?re working on the accounting side of the record industry and you look at some of these people and think, would you want to expose a friend to this? Or your child? I don?t know. If you want to get more questions in, go ahead. Because she?s not in yet.

    M: Well, are things at Epic better now, than they were with Atlantic? Or have you come to find that it doesn?t really matter which label you?re on?

    T: Well, no, it does matter. It does matter who the top dudes are that you?re dealing with. Because if they don?t appreciate music, if they don?t value what an artist creates, or what music is, then? It matters. So Charlie, who is at Epic now? This is the first time I?ve worked with him? He?s a good guy. He really does, I think, I don?t know him well enough to speak that much, but I know enough how he?s responded to this record. There was a real change of people. There was somebody there during Scarlet?s Walk who was great, Polly. And that all ended, she left. And then there was no one, not really. There were money people, during my Beekeeper phase. So when you think about it all, if you put your noodle on, you can figure it out. And that all really pissed me off. When you?re turning in music from your being and your soul, and there are people there who aren?t in it because they love music, then you can react to it. And with this record I just said ?yeah right, closing rank?. I didn?t let anybody hear the record, I didn?t let anybody near the concept, I went to outside art directors, everything was out. And then Charlie flew in when it was all over and he looked at me and said ?I fucking love this?. And I said ?well that?s handy?. Because that?s good ? you need them to like it. Sometimes it?s timing; sometimes you make the right record for the wrong time. Or you make the wrong record for the wrong time. But if you make enough records, you?ll make the right record for the right time.

    M: So let me stop this interview, because I don?t want to be unprofessional and just keep going.

    T: You are professional. All day long. And you know what, I so enjoyed our interview.

    M: I enjoyed it as well?

    T: But can I explain one thing, what?s driving me mad? And maybe it?s? This is one of those things, when people aren?t responding to records? You do get some interviewers that come in and? You can turn this off for one second.

    After that, we exchanged e-mail addresses, she told me to get in touch with her people about the live recordings, she talked about how certain things she says in interviews are sometimes blown out of proportion, she signed my YKTR cd booklet and we talked about her playing The Big Picture live. But all that stuff wasn't recorded.

      16:55:31, by S p r k .   , 257 words  
    Categories: Categorie-loos

    Sprk en de Dots

    Sneaky types daar bij Warner Music! Sinds ik mijn jeugdheldinnen de Dolly Dots heb mogen interviewen, loop ik al bij ze te lobbyen om eindelijk eens de oude LP's van de Dots uit te brengen op CD. Of op z'n minst op iTunes. Met de reunie-concerten in Mei, waar enorm veel belangstelling voor is, is er geen betere gelegenheid lijkt me. IJzer smeden wanneer het heet is enzo. Maar er kwam steeds geen reactie.

    Anderhalve week geleden kwam ik erachter dat Sony volgende week met een 2CD box komt met het Dolly Dots materiaal waar zij de rechten voor hebben. Wederom stuurde ik een mailtje naar Warner, dat ze toch echt zouden moeten gaan nadenken over wat back-catalogus releases. Geen reactie. En nu kreeg ik het volgende persbericht:

    Warner Music sluit exclusieve overeenkomst met de Dolly Dots

    Warner Music Benelux heeft een exclusieve overeenkomst met de Dolly Dots gesloten voor de opnamen en exploitatie van de langverwachte reünieconcerten die zullen plaatsvinden op 25, 26 en 27 mei a.s. in Ahoy te Rotterdam.

    Warner Music zal eind juni de concerten op cd/dvd en via online en mobiele platformen uitbrengen. Ook zal de gehele Dolly Dots catalogus beschikbaar gemaakt worden voor digitale distributie, zowel online als mobiel. In oktober zal Warner Music de ?Ultieme Dolly Dots Box-Set? uitbrengen die naast het reünieconcert en de Greatest Hits tevens een grote hoeveelheid niet eerder uitgebracht audio- en videomateriaal zal bevatten. De Dolly Dots releases zullen uiteraard vergezeld gaan van een enorme multigefaseerde marketingcampagne die zal doorlopen tot eind 2007.

    ...copycats :P


      23:27:07, by S p r k .   , 640 words  
    Categories: Categorie-loos

    Sprk en de ex-klasgenoot

    Ik ben nú toch weer op een creatieve manier aan iemand z'n MSN adres geko... Oh nee, daar zou ik het niet over hebben.

    Het was fijn om even een paar daagjes vrij te hebben. Ik heb een heel mooi dik vest gekocht wat eigenlijk geschikter zou zijn voor de winter, maar ach. Toen liep ik even later samen met Sebas over de Herengracht langs een bejaarde. Eerst werd de vrij smetteloze jongedame voor ons al aangesproken ,,Zo wijffie, zeker een zware nacht gehad he?" en daarna werden Sebas en ik aangesproken ,,Nou nou, jullie hoeven er niet zo decadent bij te lopen hoor." En toen was ik echt in staat om me om te draaien en te zeggen ,,Nu moet u eens goed luisteren, bejaarde, volgens mij kon je in de tweede wereldoorlog ook niet zomaar van alles roepen op straat, want dan werd je met z'n allen op een rijtje gezet en gefusileerd!"

    Ik heb ook weer twee keer in het park gelegen, wat heel fijn was. Wel jammer dat er van die 'types' waren die nare muziek aan het spelen waren op hun goedkope Jamba mobiele telefoons (hetzelfde soort types als die dat ook in de metro en tram doen) - ik kwam er amper bovenuit met mijn eigen muziek. Ik ben ook nog een paar keer knus gaan lunchen en uit eten geweest, waar de termen 'Eigen Huis & Tuin'-en, 'Extreme Home Make-Over'-en en 'In Holland Staat Een Huis'-en zijn ontstaan als synoniemen een 'verbouwing' in de anale sferen. Ook leuk.

    Er is een jongen waarmee ik op de lagere school heb gezeten. Of nee, er zijn heel veel jongens waarmee ik op meerdere lagere scholen heb gezeten, maar ik ga nu een spannend verhaal vertellen over één van al die jongens. Ik kan me nog herinneren dat hij fan was van 2 Unlimited en ik had de Hitkrant en toen had ik een 2 Unlimited artikel voor hem uitgescheurd, maar een beetje verkeerd en toen stond er ineens 'Kriebels in mijn Uik'. En dat we allemaal filmpjes maakten (god, ik moet die videobanden eigenlijk in de fik steken).

    Hoe dan ook; die vond ik laatst dus weer op een profielen site en toen dacht ik ,,Nou, da's best een leuke jongen geworden, eens vragen hoe het met hem gaat." Toen heeft hij me toegevoegd en een kort berichtje achtergelaten, waarop ik heb een langer bericht heb gestuurd om te vertellen wat ik nu deed en om te vragen wat hij nu doet. Niks meer van gehoord.

    Ineens was er vandaag een nieuw bericht van hem. ,,Dag martijntje!! jaja, long time no see he ;-) we moeten maar eens meeten! goed id toch? we hebben een hoop bij te kletsen haha :-p See Ya Soon ;-)" En dan denk ik... Waarom zou je na 14 jaar ineens iets met me willen afspreken? De Meg Ryan in mij wil dan graag denken dat hij toen stiekem verliefd op me was en nu niets liever wil dan samenwonen en een golden retriever kopen. Maar uit z'n hyves maak ik niet op dat hij homo is of van golden retrievers houdt. Dus misschien is het dan wel gewoon omdat het hem leuk lijkt om een ex-klasgenoot van 14 jaar geleden weer eens te zien. Maar als dat écht zo leuk zou zijn, zouden we dan niet gewoon contact hebben gehouden, al die tijd?

    En dan komt er ook nog eens bij dat hij nu ineens véél meer foto's van zichzelf op zijn profiel heeft staan. Hij is dus niet gewoon 'best een leuke jongen' meer. Hij is echt een soort halve god. Niet normaal. Echt heel knap, kleedt zich overdreven goed en heeft een ontzettend lieve lach. Heel intimiderend allemaal. Ik denk maar niet dat ik iets met hem af moet spreken, ik zie niet in hoe dat tot iets positiefs zal gaan leiden ooit.


      15:43:01, by S p r k .   , 1561 words  
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    My Patrick Wolf interview

    This was done just hours after I interviewed Tori Amos, in April 2007.

    Photo by Gered Mankowitz

    We speak with singer/songwriter Patrick Wolf (23) right before his performance at the Rotterdam festival for the arts, Motel Mozaďque. Earlier that day he cancelled a radio concert because the piano they set up for him wasn?t up to his standards. ,,I?ve been making music for too long to still be playing on a horrible synthesizer.? When he enters he looks defeated, as if he?s not able to deal with it all. We will soon find out this isn?t someone who lives for the audience and applause, but who would much rather lock himself up and just make music. We talk to him about his plans to stop performing live, how he used to get bullied and about his new album.

    Are you conscious of the fact that there are some young guys looking up to you, because of the way you dress and the way you act?

    I?m not sure, to tell the truth. I guess the way I look is just a by-product of? It?s just so natural to me. I?ve been dressing this way for a long time. I?ve always been tall, and have always been making my own clothes, had my own style. If that inspires other people to be proud of their own individuality and complexity, and the way that they want to look or sound in life, then that?s a great thing. But at the end of the day, I?m a musician and the artwork and videos are just a second and tertiary way of communication.

    You don?t come across as someone with a fabricated his image.
    No, it?s not fabricated at all, that?s the thing. It?s the opposite of fabrication. I don?t try to present myself in a way that is compromising or will get me a wide audience or get me respect from different kinds of people. I?m just basically laying myself bare. And whether it creates an applause or disgust is not my problem. That?s really beyond me.

    Photo by Gered Mankowitz

    You said you were bullied a lot in school. Have any of the people you went to school with apologized for what they did?
    I left school when I was fifteen and I?ve been around the world many times. I?ve not been anywhere near that part of my life for a long time. I don?t know anybody from those years at all. When I was sixteen I immediately got over that whole period. I wrote a few songs that helped me get over it, I met some people that made me feel like I was human again, that I was worth something. I certainly didn?t need to be suffering anymore. I do sometimes talk about it in order to maybe help other people. I remember when I was going through certain things, it was always nice to know that other people had been there and overcome it, and gone on to be a confident and beautiful person again. The thing that I promote is to just immediately get over that whole period. Don?t let anybody win. Just live your life full of positive things. I tend not to really speak about it anymore in interviews because I was over that whole situation seven or eight years ago.

    And the people who did it probably don?t even realize the damage they may have done.
    I think I realized very early on that I?m never gonna live my life in reaction to any negative things that happen to me. I don?t believe in an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. If somebody hits you, you smile and walk on and you enjoy the rest of your life. Don?t suffer too much. So I think a lot of my work is quite celebratory.

    Your new album does sound happier than your previous work. Your first album Lycanthropy is really sort of schizophrenic, I guess, and your second album Wind in The Wires is more classical and sophisticated. How would you describe The Magic Position?
    It?s my idea of pop music. Pop music has a universal theme, usually based on love. And the production of pop is normally very luxurious and sonically very crisp and bright. I decided I wanted to produce a record where there was no dirtiness, just very pure frequencies. Where all the harmonies were extremely luxurious and uncorrupted.

    This is the first album you?ve done for a major record label. Did that take away any of your artistic freedom?
    Not really, no. I guess most of the energy was spent making sure that nothing was taken away. It?s the same as the other two, in terms of my creative process, being extremely solitary and away from too many opinions.

    Photo by Gered Mankowitz

    You?ve been remixing for Annie, Björk and Mika. How did that came about?
    I don?t know. I?m doing Amy Winehouse and Siobhán Donaghy at the moment. The people that approach me tend to be solo artists that want a make-over. It?s exciting and I enjoy doing remixes. It?s kind of an extremely fun side-project that you get paid for. It?s not something I?ve persued, but people just come up to me and they give me a song. And I just go off and do it at midnight, in bed, with a laptop, you know. It?s not like a career choice. Just a bit of fun.

    Is there anyone you?d like to work with?
    There are some people like Joni Mitchell, Björk and Kate Bush, and they?re a kind of untouchable kind of art. I feel like it would be a very odd thing to even think about working with them. It felt very human and very natural though, to work with Marianne Faithful on the song Magpie this album. It was a strange process. I guess things are meant to happen for a reason, and you don?t think twice, you just let them happen.

    What is your opinion on downloading music?
    You know? Nobody makes money from their records. I don?t know any successful, famous musicians that actually make a penny from their recordings. It just means that artists have to end up doing things like putting their songs on adverts and stuff, for cars and things that they don?t really want to end up doing. Just so they can pay for their next album.

    Do you prefer creating music in the studio or do you prefer performing live?
    Definitely studio work. Going into a studio with a piano and disconnecting and turning my phone off for two days and just writing. For me, that?s a very supernatural and magical process and it has nothing to do with my social life or my love life or anything.

    Photo by Gered Mankowitz

    You?ve once said you disliked performing live because it was hard to bring up the same emotion as when you were creating the songs.
    Is that still an obstacle for you?

    Not so much anymore. I guess now it?s a very automatic, almost auto-pilot kind of thing. I normally save all my energy for a half an hour before a show, then go on and do the music, get posessed and then an hour later, leave the stage and go to bed. And then wake up the next day and do another show. That?s the way I can cope with it.

    Cope with it? Shouldn?t you enjoy it?
    Enjoyment is such a complicated issue? I don?t know how much I enjoy it and how much I have to do it as an artist; how much is duty and how much is vocation.

    You do realize that?s pretty unique. Most artists are completely obsessed with performing live, they really live for the audience?
    I don?t know? My vocation is to be a composer. I feel like I?ve had my share of being famous or a public person, especially in England. And I?m going to be selling off my publishing [the right to receiving royalty payments on material you?ve created ? ed.] very soon and buying a house by the sea.

    You?re going to sell your publishing?
    Yeah, and take my piano down there, that I bought last year, and just write for a long long time. And maybe give up the road for a long time. I?m 23 and I?ve been performing for ten or eleven years now. I?ve done three albums that I?m very proud of, and I?ve got many more to come. I just need time to disconnect again and go back? This winter I?ll do my last show for a long time. It?s a very healthy decision, I think. I?m looking forward to it. I haven?t taken a holiday since my first EP, which was when I was seventeen. I haven?t taken a week off, ever. When you live like that, you can either turn into Mariah Carey, or you go back to your roots.

    Photo by Gered Mankowitz


      12:38:52, by S p r k .   , 1222 words  
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    Sprk en de hysterische week

    Ik heb al sinds 1985 niets meer gepost hier... Maar het was echt hysterisch druk. Eerst met voorbereidingen voor Mister Gay Netherlands, toen ben ik een weekendje weg geweest naar Berlijn (met werk), daarna deadline van het blad.

    De afgelopen 7 dagen waren waarschijnlijk de meest stressvolle maar beste dagen van mijn leven. Ten eerste had ik deadline van Gay&Night, het meinummer moest weer af. Dankzij feestdagen enzo was er minder tijd dan normaal gesproken, waardoor er behoorlijk wat extra stress was.

    Dinsdag had ik een interview met Edsilia Rombley i.v.m. haar deelname aan het Eurovisie Songfestival. Ik had er niet zo'n trek in - ze maakt gewoon niet echt het soort muziek waar ik naar luister - maar ze was zó tof! Door m'n Mika interview heb ik geleerd dat het goed is om zo dicht mogelijk bij iemand te gaan zitten, dat zorgt voor een soort intimiteit. En het was een heel leuk gesprek waarbij Edsilia maar bleef praten. Ook toen ik de volgende dag mijn uitgewerkte interview nog even telefonisch met haar heb doorgenomen bleef ze maar praten. Erg leuk :)

    Woensdag was er een fotoshoot met de kandidaten van Mister Gay Netherlands, in Weesp. De fotografe was heel mooi, de stylist was heel leuk, de kandidaten waren in het algemeen heel nerveus. Ik was nog nooit bij een echte fotoshoot geweest dus het was wel leuk om mee te maken. Als je flitst met je eigen digitale camera, dan gaan meteen ALLE flisten in de hele studio af.

    Donderdag en Vrijdag zijn we verder bezig geweest met het blad. Voor het eerst sinds ik de Gay&Night maak ben ik niet compleet in de stress geschoten toen we de pagina-indeling van het blad deden. Dat was op zich wel prettig. Op Vrijdagavond ben ik met Stefan nog even naar Rotterdam gereden om een stukje live optreden van Zita Swoon op Motel Mozaďque mee te krijgen. Na 3 kwartier hadden we het wel weer gezien, het is een leuke band die je zéker 1 keer live gezien moet hebben, maar het is prima om het verder bij die ene keer te houden. Vooral op de terugweg hebben we enorm om gereden, wat bleek toen we langs een bordje 'welkom in Utrecht' reden.

    De volgende dag was nog wel de belangrijkste. Tori Amos was in Nederland. Eerst werd ik (samen met Eelco) opgehaald door Stefan om naar een radio optreden in Utrecht te rijden. In café Florin was het heel warm, en Spijkers met Koppen was (afgezien van Tori's 5 nummers) niet erg boeiend, maar gelukkig waren er tosti's.

    Daarna was het tijd voor de Tori Amos luistersessie, waarbij prijswinnaars van o.a. GAY.NL het nieuwe album voor het eerst konden horen. Tori heeft in het begin ook nog even een kort praatje gehouden. Ondertussen was ik alweer aan het stressen; er was allemaal gezeik met het spoor tussen Amsterdam en Utrecht, en ik had wel om 17:00 uur een interview met Tori in Amsterdam. Gelukkig kwam halverwege de luistersessie mijn contactpersoon van Sony naar me toe, die aanbod om me een lift naar Amsterdam te geven. We moesten immers naar dezelfde locatie. Altijd interessant om uitgebreid met iemand de praten die helemaal in die platenmaatschappij-wereld zit.

    Het interview met Tori was echt geweldig. Meestal krijg je 30 minuten voor een interview, maar ik heb ongeveer 45 minuten met haar gesproken. Het meisje van Sony kwam steeds binnen maar Tori stuurde haar steeds weg. Ik begon met de mededeling dat ik toch wel een beetje nerveus was omdat ik een grote fan ben, maar ze zei dat het allemaal goed ging komen.

    We hebben voor Gay&Night een keer haar horoscoop laten trekken, dus die heb ik voorgelezen, vond ze erg leuk. Toen ze vroeg of ik horoscopen deed, vertelde ik dat mijn moeder vroeger wel met tarotkaarten werkte. ,,Oh, nog steeds?" vroeg ze. Ik vertelde dat mijn moeder 3 jaar geleden was overleden en ik schoot meteen helemaal vol. Frappant, want ik kan juist al heel lang over mijn moeder praten zonder helemaal emotioneel te worden. Tori's nummer 1000 Oceans heb ik heel veel geluisterd toen bleek dat ze niet meer beter zou worden, misschien dat dat er iets mee te maken had.

    Tori's ogen werden ook vochtig en ze vertelde over haar broer Michael, die twee jaar geleden is overleden. We hebben het over het verwerkingsproces gehad, waarbij ik niet zoveel aan het woord was omdat ik gewoon niet meer zoveel meer kon uitbrengen. Apart.

    Verder hebben we het gehad over het uitbrengen van oud live-materiaal. Uiteindelijk vond ze dat ik daar wel goede ideeën over had, en heeft ze het e-mail adres van de assistent van haar echtgenoot (haar gitarist, engineer, geluidsman, archivist, alles) gegeven. En ze heeft mijn e-mail adres in lief roze vriendenboekje geschreven. En ze heeft mijn Y Kant Tori Read CD-hoesje gesigneerd (met mijn naam erbij) en daardoor in één klap gezorgd dat deze zeldzame CD, die soms voor wel 700 euro wordt verkocht, niets meer waard is. Maar desalniettemin erg tof.

    Toen we eindelijk klaar waren zei Tori tegen het meisje van Sony ,,He's a good one!" en dat ze het een goed interview vond. Tegen mij zei ze dat we elkaar zeker nog zouden spreken. Op weg naar huis was ik nogal overwhelmed - het gesprek en de gebeurtenis hadden duidelijk nogal wat indruk op me gemaakt.

    Daarna ging ik naar Rotterdam, weer naar Motel Mozaďque. Daar heb ik eerst Patrick Wolf geinterviewd. Moeilijke borderline-achtige jongen die erg uitgeput overkwam en op het punt staat om een grote zakelijke fout te maken, waar ik hem serieus nog geprobeerd heb vanaf te brengen. Hij werd wel heel enthousiast toen ik over Nico begon en toen ik hem op mijn iPod een stukje van de nog niet vertoonde nieuwe videoclip van Björk liet zien. Daarna heb ik gesproken met mijn contactpersoon van Universal, wat erg leuk was. De avond werd afgesloten met een concert van Patrick en toen ging ik met Evert en Coty met de trein naar huis. De trein van 2 uur. Die er bijna 2 uur over deed om in Amsterdam te komen. Dus ik lag pas na 4 uur in bed en kon niet meteen slapen omdat het zo'n overweldigende dag was geweest.

    De volgende dag (Zondag) was ik om 11:00 uur weer netjes op kantoor om tot 19:00 uur aan het blad te werken. Daarna zijn vormgever Daan en ik nog even naar het Vondelpark gefietst. Mijn achterband was nogal zacht en Daan zat achterop, dus gingen we op zoek naar een fietspomp. Toen we concludeerden dat een voorbijgaande fietster helaas óók geen pomp had, draaide ze zich ineens om en wees ze ,,Die daar! Die heeft er een!" Goede mensen bestaan heus nog wel.

    Daarna kwam ik óók nog de worstelaar uit Jemen tegen, die heel duidelijk wilde dat ik hem snel weer belde. Ook best wel fijn.

    Maar goed, een hele drukke week dus, gelukkig heb ik vanaf woensdag 4 dagen vrij. Natuurlijk is er dan geen mooi weer ingeplanned, maar het komt allemaal vast wel goed. Even Tori's studio mailen of ze een part-time baantje voor me hebben. Zal wel niks worden uiteindelijk, maar hoe tof zou het zijn om eens per maand een weekje naar Cornwall te gaan om Tori's beste live optredens te selecteren en de overige 3 weken het blad te maken?


      23:04:38, by S p r k .   , 271 words  
    Categories: Categorie-loos

    Sprk en de hoerige DigiD

    Nou, dat hele DigiD is ruk.

    Normaal gesproken als je ergens iets online registreert krijg je een e-mail bevestiging van wat je hebt opgegeven. Misschien niet van het wachtwoord, maar zéker wel van de gebruikersnaam. Weet ík veel wat ik vorige week als gebruikersnaam heb ingevuld. En nu kan ik mijn belastingen voor 2006 niet doen. Nou, dan maar niet.

    Als schrale troost heb ik tijdens het zoeken van mijn jaaropgave niet één maar twéé nog helemaal ingepakte Libelles gevonden! Ik ga zometeen lekker in bed lezen welke fijne columns, beauty tips en ingezonden brieven ik heb gemist.

    Fuck de belastingdienst.

    Nee, ik ben nog helemaal niet klaar. Waar sláát het überhaupt op dat je ineens zo'n fucking DigiD moet aanvragen? Ik heb vorig jaar net dat andere belachelijke ding aangevraagd wat je toen ineens weer moest hebben om je belastingaangifte te kunnen doen. Krijgen we nu ieder jaar iets anders? En waarom moet je het zelf aanvragen? 'Ze' weten toch wie ik ben, wat mijn sofinummer is, waar mijn huis woont en wat ik per jaar verdien? Maak een fucking DigiD aan en stuur hem toe. Niet deze belachelijke bullshit onzin.

    En ja, er zijn vast miljoenen mensen die het allemaal alláng gedaan hebben, zonder problemen, en die gewoon hun fucking gebruikersnaam op een fucking papiertje hebben opgeschreven. Maar ik niet.

    Update: Nou, ik heb een kwartier lang non-stop álle mogelijke combinaties uitgeprobeerd. Ik kreeg niet één keer een melding van ,,Ja, hallo, nu blokkeren we uw activeringscode hoor, we vertrouwen het zaakje niet meer." en uiteindelijk heb ik ontdekt welke gebruikersnaam ik ook alweer heb ingevuld. Geez.


      11:11:55, by S p r k .   , 306 words  
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    Sprk en de ongeloofwaardige film

    Ik heb vannacht gedroomd dat ik in de trein zat met Nelly Furtado voor een interview. Maar het was een hele lange reis, dus toen waren mijn vragen op en hebben we het over van alles gehad. Heel raar, want zó erg into Nelly ben ik niet.

    Ineens was Nelly weg en kwam ik bij mijn vader thuis. We hebben samen de schuur opgeruimd. Nouja, we hebben vooral allemaal zooi weggegooid en ik kan me goed herinneren dat ik niet kon wachten om de schuur eens flink te stofzuigen. Raar.

    Gisterenavond zat ik rond 6 uur nog op kantoor om kandidaten van Mister Gay Netherlands te laten weten dat ze bij de laatste 10 zitten. Ik was best wel nerveus maar Loesje herinnerde me eraan dat ik een heel sociaal mal spontaan mens ben en toen ging het allemaal wel. Er waren hele gemengde reacties, van jongens die zeiden ,,Oh, wel leuk." tot jongens die zeiden dat ze helemaal warm werden en even niet wist wat ze overkwam.

    Daarna ben ik spontaan gaan eten in een Surinaams 'restaurant' met mensen van Studio 80, wat heel gezellig was. Toen hebben we de onverstandige keuze gemaakt om naar de film The Return te gaan. Wat een belachelijk ongeloofwaardige film was dat. Disney's Pocahontas, inclusief zingende boome en kattenkwaad uithalende wasbeer, was geloofwaardiger dan The Return. Toy Story II was geloofwaardiger dan The Return. De trailer voor Titanic 2 (zie onder) was geloofwaardiger dan The Return.

    Gelukkig hebben we er allemaal niet voor hoeven betalen i.v.m. onze Pathé Unlimited passen, behalve arme Robin, die EUR 6,25 neer heeft geteld. Maar als ik erover nadenk; ik ga tegenwoordig amper nog bij de film en Pathé Unlimited kost EUR 17,50 per maand. Dus technisch gezien heb ik EUR 17,50 betaald voor deze schijtfilm. Nou, dan ga ik binnenkort ook maar naar Norbit.



      15:27:57, by S p r k .   , 209 words  
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    Sprk en de TV

    In de tijd dat ik thuis lag te creperen en mezelf verdiepte in de wondere wereld van zetpillen, hebben ze op kantoor een TV gekocht. En die wordt nu tijdens de lunch aangezet. Niet op MTV ofzo, maar op fucking Discovery Channel. Terwijl ik ook een fijne 80s playlist aan heb staan op mijn iPod + speakers.

    Dat is fout op 2 punten; ten eerste, Discovery Channel tijdens de lunch - WTF? Wie wil tijdens het eten van een boterham met ossenworst een documentaire zien over visjes die in je plasbuis springen als je wildplast in de amazone?

    Ten tweede, dit doet me zó denken aan vroeger. Dan had ik (of mijn moeder) muziek aan staan in de woonkamer en dan kwam mijn vader binnen en zette hij de TV aan. Muziek en TV tegelijkertijd werken niet, dus dan was het een kwestie van survival of the fittest. Het was maar net wie van ons beide het langste kon leven in de madness van verschillende geluidsbronnen tegelijkertijd. Mijn vader werd toen volgens mij al wat slechthorender, want hij hield het altijd het langste vol.

    It just ain't right.

    In ander nieuws: ik heb daarnet het áller- állerbeste nieuws (op interview gebied) ooit gekregen. Tori Amos, baby. Tori Amos! M'n handen bibberen ervan.


      23:24:38, by S p r k .   , 388 words  
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    Sprk en de re-integratie

    Vrijdagmiddag ben ik weer gaan werken en kwam MayDay op de redactie langs om nieuw materiaal voor het blad aan te leveren. Tijdens het kerstfeest hebben we van diverse collega's foto's in MayDay-stijl gemaakt; met een verschrikte blik en getuitte lippen. Vooral Loesje had de look al snel onder de knie en daarom hebben Vincenzo en ik toen een 'Diva Loesje' pagina gemaakt en opgehangen. Die zag MayDay meteen hangen toen ze binnen kwam - faux-pas!

    Daarna heeft ze zéker 2 uur lang een stagiair bijgepraat over showbiz. Er kwam zóveel nieuwe informatie op de arme jongen af, dat ik soms weleens bang was dat er bloed uit zijn oren zou komen. Uiteindelijk heeft MayDay hem (voor zijn moeder, uhuh) een foto met handtekening gegeven, ondertekend met 'MayDay, de zwakste schakel'. Ik hou van mensen met zelfspot. Echt.

    Het is lente én ik had weekend. Wat een fijne combinatie! Zaterdag ben ik gaan lunchen met Maurits 'nu snap ik ook waarom ik gefilmd word!' en later zijn we ook nog taart gaan eten in De Balie. We zijn Jan Smit op straat tegengekomen, die heel erg bruin was. Vies bruin, voor een blank iemand. Een soort omgekeerde Michael Jackson. Ik heb Maurits ook nog geleerd dat eieren géén zuivel zijn.

    De volgende dag ben ik gaan lunchen met Eelco maar toen zijn we helaas geen bekende Nederlanders tegengekomen. Toch wel weer zonde. We zijn wel in een heel leuk tentje cheesecake gaan eten en ik had ook een portie 'broodvariatie' besteld. Toen was er nog een hele leuke episode met een serveerster die Tessa heette en die écht heel leuk was, maar het 'you had to be there'-gehalte is zó hoog dat ik er maar beter niet in detail over kan vertellen.

    Die avond ben ik bij Wagamama gaan eten met Sebas. Eén tafel verderop ging de band Zita Swoon zitten. Bekende mensen! Daarna zijn we een ijsje gaan halen bij Australian. Het frambozensorbetijs was zó zuur dat Sebas heel gevat opmerkte ,,Ze maken daar natuurlijk alles met natuurlijke ingrediënten en dan wordt het vaak toch minder lekker."

    Ondertussen waren ze bij mij in de straat bezig om op een straathoek een soort houten blokhut te bouwen. Buurman Ron denkt dat er een bloemist komt, ik hoop zelf dat het een vier jaargetijden oliebollenkraam wordt.